15 Insane Things You Can Do Without AI

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Everyone talks about all the amazing things you can do with AI. But what about the ones you can do without? Here are 15 insane things that require no robot:

1. Flirting face to face, not on Instagram or Tinder.

2. Being grateful for the fact that your country hasn’t been bombed (yet?) by some stupid idiot in his 70s.

3. Organising and leading a small group of people to work on a shared goal.

4. Making your point through eye contact only.

5. Asking the barista, the stranger who serves you coffee every day, “Did you sleep well?”

6. Running (not naked) while listening to “What’s My Age Again?” by Blink-182, wondering if that nurse will ever appear somewhere.

7. Trying to make your partner laugh by acting like Jim Carrey while you’re filling water bottles at the town water dispenser.

8. Starting a conversation with the stranger who’s sitting next to you on the train (you’ll never do this).

9. Staring at the ceiling thinking about whatever until you have an epiphany.

10. Hiding from your neighbours because you suck at having small talk (in general, but especially with them).

11. Spending the whole Saturday cleaning the apartment and feeling proud of the way it smells afterwards.

12. Feeling miserable and poor every time you start cleaning your apartment.

13. Dying inside when someone walks into your apartment with shoes on.

14. Thinking you have no more fuel while running. Then you blast “Fuel” by Metallica into your ears and start running faster than you’ve ever run in your life. It’s there that you realise you shouldn’t believe everything you think.

15. Reminding yourself that it’s cool to be human.

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